So UPS delivers my box from Disney on Monday. Hooray, right? WRONG.

#1 The Snow White Huntsman’s box lid is split in two.
#2 The Evil Queen shirt is the wrong color AND size.

This was me:

I’m just asking for a refund for the shirt, and I’m not sure what to do about the box. Did I mention they shipped this in a box four times the size of its contents with little padding?! I fear if I bother asking for a replacement it’ll just show up broken again.

What to do, what to do. I think I’m just getting a total refund, screw ‘em. They’d better refund the shipping fee I have to pay to send the stuff back! (yes, they suck so much they don’t even have a postage-paid return label). I mostly blame UPS for this, but the box size surely didn’t help things, so Disney’s partially at fault too.

This blows.